Bill Hicks on closeted Repugs

Because copyright infrigement is still your best entertainment value:

Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?

(Oh, there's a lot more. follow below...)

Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him? And his little piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard?

"Unh.. Unh, I can't get hard, Reagan, pee in my mouth!"

"Well, how's that, Rush?"

Still can't get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush.

She takes her pearls off, puts 'em up his ass, then squats over him.... undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees, like some balless scrotum...

"Unh! Unh! Unh!"

She squeezes out a link into his mouth, and finally his dick gets half hard.

"Oooohhh!!"

A little clear bubble forms on the end, with a maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and runs off and joins a Pro-Life group somewhere.

Am I the only one that sees that? Thank God I'm not alone.

R.I.P. Bill Hicks.

I highly recommend obtaining a copy of "Rant in E Minor". Even though Hicks died in 1994, almost all of his political commentary sounds like it was ripped from today's headlines.